Miss Gina Mush is the lunch lady at wayside school. One of her special dishes is called Mushroom Surprise. The surprise is..., well, it's surprise! Read 9. Mush to be surprised. Also do't miss out on Miss Mush's famous nothing, it's her most popular dish. But she often runs out of nothing.


A dead rat


Porridge (hot bowl of mud)

Milk (regular and chocolate)

Tuna Surprise

Mushroom Surprise (discontinued)

Potato salad


Baked liver in purple sauce

Baloneo (and Oreo cookie with a round hunk of balony instead of the white part)

Pepper pie

Mr. Gorf's nose in spaghetti sauce


Spaghetti and meatball

Favorite Wayside School