The Three Eric's introduce themselves to the camera: Eric Fry, Eric Bacon, and Eric Ovens in that order. Eric Fry states that they've been throughout the school for being fat.

Jasoncomes by them as they enter the classroom and says hi to Eric. This cause all three Eric's to say hi back to Jason. But Jason says he meant Eric Ovens who understands and says hi. Jason then says that they better not stay too close to the end of the room because the whole school might tip over. Eric Bacon fumes saying he hates jokes like that, they go around through the whole school. Eric Fry is confused, though says it's not surprising he wasn't even fat, in fact he was the skinniest person in Mrs. Jewls class.