Miss Mush

Miss Gina Mush is the lunch lady at wayside school. One of her special dishes is called Mushroom Surprise. The surprise is..., well, it's surprise! Read 9. Mush to be surprised. Also do't miss out on Miss Mush's famous nothing, it's her most popular dish. But she often runs out of nothing.

Sammy
A dead rat

Dishes
Porridge (hot bowl of mud)

Milk (regular and chocolate)

Tuna Surprise

Mushroom Surprise (discontinued)

Potato salad

Nothing

Baked liver in purple sauce

Baloneo (and Oreo cookie with a round hunk of balony instead of the white part)

Pepper pie

Mr. Gorf's nose in spaghetti sauce

Cookies Spaghetti and meatball

Favorite Wayside School

Age 34